reading the help wanted ads is enough to scare a sane, free-thinking individual.
if i ever meet someone as excited, organized, multi-lingual, cheerful, energetic, hard-working, honest, selfless, and clean as these ads seem to suggest people are, i will probably hit them in reflex, just to give them a black eye.
of course i take heart that these are advertisements seeking such people. these ads, they never go away.
thus, there must be a shortage. god, let there be a shortage. perhaps they don’t exist at all.
part of me thinks this is some kind of hidden code, wherein a conspiracy of sane people search out the crazies so we can lock them up somewhere.
that must be it.