what strange beasts these must have been, rummaging in the kitchens and refridgerators. see how they have fossilized in such a tight, worm-like structure?
they must have stalked their prey – vegetables and perhaps bits of meat – while lying flat and wide open to retain thinness. they inched their way through the gaps of freezers, and through the lid of dumpsters. upon discovering their prey, they fold themselves up, to digest the substances into thin, tiny strips.
so many of them seem to have been choked to death on their own engorgement. so many seem to have been crushed and snapped in twain.
what a strange creature it must have been, these fossilized worm-like, manta-ray like eggroll creatures.
someday, will archaeologists mislabel them as liing things?
probably, says I. eggrolls look like they ought to be alive.