Whilst scribbling and sipping coffee at my favorite area cafe, (Eurotazza, linked somewhere on the right), I encountered a mysterious creature sneaking around the dirty dish bin. It was shaped somewhat like a hedgehog, though it’s back was not bristling in the slightest. It was covered in silvery fur that bristled like the hands of a scrub brush.
The shimmery creature has a face similar to an armadillo, though it is much smaller, and more pug.
What was this creature doing in the dirty dish bin?
Simple: it was seeking out it’s natural prey. The Sterling Yergacheffe lives upon the crumbs of teatime in its native London. It licks them up like an anteater after termites. It sips coffee and tea.
You can tell which beverage the Yergacheffe prefers by the color of its back. Burgundy Yergacheffe drink various and diverse drops of old tea – even breaking into used tea bags and eating individual leaves. The Sterling Yergacheffe – my discovery – prefers milkfoam of old cappucinos and empty latte cups and bits of creamy whipped topping in the remains of mochas and sweeted confectionary beverages.
I scooped up the Sterling Yergacheffe in an empty cup of coffee. I popped a lid on the cup quickly, lest anyone see my rare discovery.
I immediately took the creature to Horatio the Mute. Horatio had never encountered such a creature before, and I had to illuminate him on the proper method of feeding and care.
Firstly, Yergacheffes are napping creatures, that prefer to roll onto their backs and sleep the day away. They awake in the afternoons for tea time. They eat and drink their way through the dirty dishes. Then, they like to go for walks among hills and moors. At night, they like to go fishing in the dark for tadpoles and minnows that they don’t eat. They merely catch them, and play with them a while, and throw them back harmlessly.
I don’t know what we’ll do about the lack of hills and moors in Fort Worth. Frankly, I don’t even know how this London native tumbled into the dish bin at Eurotazza.
We’ve named him Dimble, and shall feed him chocolate cookies for dinner and espresso beverages for dessert. Horatio will take him to the stream near here, that he may play in the water.