As you can clearly see, this WAR BEETLE was bioengineered to give it more long, spindly, hard-steel legs to keep it’s frikkin’ HUGE bulk up in the sky. It’s basically the size of a suburb. Each of it’s six eyes is the size of of a wal-mart. And, they shoot frikkin’ lasers. They have huge, diamond scythes on their faces so they can eat their prey – OTHER WAR BEETLES! – and long trunk-like tubules that spit acid.
Also, they are always drenched in the red, red blood-spray of their enemies.
I could spend all day doodling WAR BEETLES! in Microsoft Paint.
Instead, I want you – yes *YOU* – to photoshop me up some giant war beetle action! Or take a picture of your amazing Lego Giant War Beetle!
The winner gets a prize, if anyone actually does this.
Also, you get to say you made a better giant war beetle than I did.
Which would be difficult, because mine is totally awesome for a minute-and-a-half in microsoft paint!