Today is my birthday. Do you know what I got for my birthday?
So, that’s pretty cool. I haven’t been translated into a foreign language before, and it is probably not supposed to be as exciting as I find the whole prospect, once I’ve done it a few times, but I am new enough at this whole thing that it is still very, very exciting.
Translation by Kamil Lesiew
Irina Pozniak design with art by someone calling themselves anotherwanderer
Also, since today is my birthday, you should send me a dollar. That way I can buy beer. The best way to send me a dollar is by picking up an inexpensive eBook at your preferred eBook retailer. You know you have an eBook-capable device, and even if you don’t care for them, the art world is moving that way, so the sooner we all get used to reading our art off screens, the better. Also, that way I get to buy beer.
Today is my birthday. Send me a dollar. So I can buy beer.