Dogslandia Laughing at the End of the World #2

In a national tragedy, a two-seater Cessna crashed into the Arlington Cemetery in a possible terrorist attack. President Trump personally visited the scene of the terrible crash to oversee the investigation and recovery. The Cessna pilot was found dead almost immediately. Determined to get to the bottom of the tragedy, he kept directing the rescue crew towards finding body after body. He gave his unfiltered comments to the press.

“This despicable, cowardly attack on our veterans,” he said, “This loser terrorist and his entire nation of… I’m hearing Delaware? Is that a country? They love me in Delaware. I’m huge in Delaware! They elected me by a huge margin! Except for all the fraud. Well, we’re building a wall around Delaware and Joe Biden is going to pay for it because of this cowardly attack. This despicable, cowardly attack on our sacred veterans. We have been digging up victim after victim, and there are hundreds, maybe thousands of veterans impacted by this radical liberal elite Cessna attack!”


Posted By Blogger to Dogslandia at 1/27/2017 12:02:00 AM

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